there are two lawyers, one of them has hair thats at an angle, pheonix, the other, miles?? doesnt. this is their story:
pheonix was a boy, and so was miles. he was a lawyer, and he was also a lawyer, what more can i say? he wanted him, and he never tell, the defense wanted him as well. i think the end of the song happened and pheonix snuck up behind the prosecuting lawyer, miles, and said “there is more that meets the eye, i see the soul that is inside”. now, if you dont know, this is Gay Lawyer Code. if you are a gay lawuer, you know that you want to have protected legal consenual sex if you hear this, thankfully avril laveinge made this possible; its like the hanky code, but for gay lawyers.
miles goes shifts his gaze and replies hotly “we are in love, havent you heard, how we rock each others world?”. pheonix gets a boner, but they are in the middle of court so they have to ask to take a reccess until tomorrow. pheonix takes the other lawyer into his flat, and the proceed to strip naked. prior to having the gay sex, as per lawyer code, they write up a 45 page contract of PERMITTED SEXUAL ACTIVITIES, signed and dated. by the time they finish both are sweating and moaning with desire. miles pleads “lube, the lube my darliung” pheonix takes the lube and prepares him. they start making out. “i want you inside of me pheonix”, pheonix starts his tip in, mile moans b/c the dick is really wide and big. pheonix leans down and nibbles on miles ear and whispers “if the glove does not fit you miust accquit” and then the condom broke off his dick as he pushed his way into miles love hole. the end.
i recognize and fully admit that i’m addicted to the internet but considering i could be addicted to drugs or alcohol or sex i think i did pretty good ok
maxwellpuckett said: some people wanted to make a harlem shake in my video production class but they couldn’t submit it for the project we were doing because they couldn’t get release papers for everyone that appeared so they got a 0
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